BBIIIIIIIGGGGG BBBUUTTTTT!!!!

I had almost forgotten to write down this story, my life is sometimes so busy, i totally neglect this blog.....

I went to the gas station to put some gas in my car, my kids were in the back seat as usual. It was a sunny afternoon as i pulled into the station and found a free pump. As i pulled in, another car pulled in along side me. I watched as this car with several teenage boys pulled up and one of them got out to pump the gas. I got out of my car and moved around to the other side to start the pump. At that very moment, I hear a loud , very loud and annoying yell. At first i couldnt make out where it was coming from or what the noise was. As i start the pump, i am facing the car with the teenagers and realize the noise is coming from the back seat of their car. I still cant make out what the kid is screaming, but the other friends , the one pumping the gas and the other in the car, are yelling for him to shut up............to no avail. i then realize as the message is played to me over and over  more slowly, that he is shouting BIG BUTT!. I quickly scan the gas station and realize, i am the only one there with a big butt lol. I realize he is shouting at me....It continues BBIIGGGGGGGGGGGGG BBBBUUTTTTTTTTT . BIG BIG BIG BIGGGGGGG BUUUUUTTTTTT!
I try to ignore him as his friends are clearly embarassed cause i am making direct eye contact with them. He on the other hand pulls out his cell phone and points it at me, I start to wonder if i will be the latest YOUTUBE sensation, ggggrrrrrrrrr. As my pump comes to  a stop, the shouting continues and i slam the pump back in its place. I make my way around to the driver's side but decide to confront the chicken shit teen who is now hiding in the back seat but still yelling. I look at his friends and tell them their friend in the back seat is an idiot, then i say to the dumby in the back seat, "It's big hey?, u like my butt hey? u love it , u love it!!!!! "while smacking myself on the butt then making the coocoo sign in his direction.

when i get into my car, my kids realize that something is happening, they just dont know what it is. Perfect time for a lesson in behaviour. i explain to my kids what happened and then proceeded to explain how rude, and stupid and disrespectful that teen was and i would expect none of my kids to behave in such a manner.

Luckily these things dont bother me, i know my butt is big ,lol, i can see that for my self, no pointing out required lol.